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the-goddamazon:

postracialcomments:

thevelveteenraven:

black-raincloud:

cyb3ranthy:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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They gon die. Good.

It this guy doesn’t have it we are starting a gofundme

Yes! What irony

YESSSSS

BRUH.mp3

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barefootdramaturg:

This is the correct face to make when being told you’re a heinous bitch.

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19 minutes ago ▫ 294657 NOTES ▫ (nurdelingdianekrugers)

mydoki:

thescienceofjohnlock:

thenerdyindividual:

Look guys, I know the challenge is for a good cause but if you live in California please don’t do it! We’re in the middle of a serious drought and all the water that you use, counts! The water you use for the challenge including the ice, is contributing to this emergency level drought! If you really feel the need to do the challenge, change it so it won’t affect our water usage! Cram a shit ton of ice cream in your mouth if you have to but PLEASE stop doing the challenge if you live in California! Spread the word! Here are some links to educate yourself. A serious one: http://nationalreport.net/ice-bucket-challenge-contributing-california-drought/
A funny yet logical one:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAcmOuww-D8

This is a damn good point. If you live in California maybe wait till the drought is over before you do it.

what are you talking about that was my bath for the week

Screencap from the front page of the “serious” news source.

elissasussman:

Working on a new book. It’s going well.

Crap, we’re both writing the same book. One of us is going to have to change.

toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

41 minutes ago ▫ 13962 NOTES ▫ (pizzaprivilegetoxicwinner)

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nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

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57 minutes ago ▫ 127756 NOTES ▫ (starslikefishcatleecious)

cishettears:

idk why police officers being monitored to make sure they’re performing their duties ethically and within legal parameters is such a controversial topic because if I recall they’re a fan of using the whole “if you’ve got nothing to hide you’ve got nothing to fear” shtick to justify harassing civilians it’s almost like they’re full of bullshit

1 hour ago ▫ 24823 NOTES ▫ (scribbleowlcishettears)

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1 hour ago ▫ 33799 NOTES ▫ (nurdelingharryfloorcorn)

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1 hour ago ▫ 9336 NOTES ▫ (nurdelingtravalicious)

runaon:

the-apathetic-delight:

huffingtonpost:

THIS MAN HAS ALS, AND HIS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH. THEN IT’LL MAKE YOU CRY

The video begins humorously as Anthony Carbajal, a photographer, dresses up in a neon bikini top and soaps up a car before being doused with ice water. 

So watch the full video here and laugh out loud at the first half and then get ready to tear up in the second half. 

I alreay teared up.

crossposting to FB for the people complaining about the challenge.  every time i see that garbage “justified annoyance at bandwagoning" on my feed, my vision glazes over slightly red.

1 hour ago ▫ 130336 NOTES ▫ (nurdelinghuffingtonpost)

scribbleowl:

quinn-the-human:

Appetite: ok I guess
Sex drive: meh
Sleep: dysregulated
Motivation: variable
Sweat glands: party in the USA

is it ok if i makes this a meme? good!

appetite: E V E R Y T H I N G
sex drive: sleep button
sleep: minimum required
motivation: belligerent
sweat glands: louisiana

appetite: lamentably absent

sex drive: lol what

sleep: LOL WAHT

motivation: resurging mightily

sweat glands: closed for the season

1 hour ago ▫ 8 NOTES ▫ (scribbleowlquinn-the-human)

billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

No, billbuttlicker- you are an artist.

1 hour ago ▫ 9417 NOTES ▫ (nurdelingbillbuttlicker-)

powerpointandpaint:

See what I did there, with referring back to a previous slide show? Me and my narrative techniques!

1 hour ago ▫ 6317 NOTES ▫ (scribbleowlpowerpointandpaint)

scribbleowl:

obscureliteraryreference:

buffy meme: 7/7 quotes

The other day at the Denver Diner, I order the bacon, lettuce, tomato, chicken and avocado sandwich.

The handwritten receipt read “BlTCA” (with a lowercase L).

NOT ONE PERSON AT MY TABLE UNDERSTOOD WHY I STARTED TALKING ABOUT BUFFY, AND IT WAS THE WORST DAY EVER. THE END.

I AM SO SORRY THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE.

IT WAS. IT REALLY WAS. I FELT SO OLD AND ALONE AND DID I MENTION OLD.

1 hour ago ▫ 1169 NOTES ▫ (scribbleowlivashhkovs)