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Got my hair cut by an obscenely competent lesbian today. She’s cute, she’s nice, she’s covered in tattoos, and she cut my hair perfectly in 20 minutes without once trying to convince me to feminize my style. Never going to anyone else ever again, if I can help it.

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rigastony:

guyyyysyys

clint barton with hearing aids in the comics is fucking rad

but do you know what would be even radder

him having hearing aids in avengers 2 and acknowledging people who have hearing problems in real life

1 hour ago ▫ 90 NOTES ▫ (deaf-cecilrigastony)

thisisaboutnotbeinginclass

be sure you do not eat the blood, because the blood is the life, and you must not eat the life with the meat.

#aaaand now i want a cigarette

I worry about you sometimes.

(Source: apeirophobia)

listoflifehacks:

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More mouthwatering food hacks here

2 hours ago ▫ 17159 NOTES ▫ (jkittenlistoflifehacks)

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

(Source: facebook.com)

"One of the most durable paradoxes of white supremacy - the idea that those who are closest to an experience of oppression are its least credible witnesses."

Walter Johnson, Soul by soul: life inside the antebellum slave market
(via drapetomaniakkk)

This is the type of violence—from microaggressions to epistemic violence to emotional/physical violence to enslavement/genocide—that gets justified by asserting that the oppressor is “objective” and “logical” and thereby “credible.” As if there is objectivity in choosing to oppress. As if the emotions of entitlement, indifference, greed or hatred aren’t involved. 

(via gradientlair)

(Source: guitarbains)

12 hours ago ▫ 5948 NOTES ▫ (medievalpocguitarbains)

whorishgreen:

Rashida Jones’s tweets make everything better

12 hours ago ▫ 1460 NOTES ▫ (icenitribewhorishgreen)

lohrien:

Illustrations by Katsuo

1 day ago ▫ 7284 NOTES ▫ (gracklesonglohrien)

kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

▫ truth
1 day ago ▫ 35084 NOTES ▫ (before-the--dawnkristoffbjorgman)

nekokat42:

I do this several times a day

1 day ago ▫ 313841 NOTES ▫ (moniquillnekokat42)

emmyc:

Sunhat girl

1 day ago ▫ 26312 NOTES ▫ (deaf-cecilemmyc)

gnzfx:

jib—reel:

lawebloca:

Armadillo playing x

STOP

1 day ago ▫ 42482 NOTES ▫ (theoneaidanlawebloca)

the-big-phan-theory:

hemmingsstagram:

hailrian:

feelsofacatlady:

ohsoswiftly:

Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke.

WHEN HE GETS TO THE CHORUS IT IS PERFECT HE IS PERFECT I WANT A RECORDED VERSION

so let’s talk about his laugh

he’s so cute oh my god

can we just

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

1 day ago ▫ 66364 NOTES ▫ (into-the-weedsohsoswiftly)
▫ Lol
1 day ago ▫ 62968 NOTES ▫ (ilovebuckybearmybygonevexations)