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iatrogenic:

officialannakendrick:

doctorbuggs:

insectious:

insectious:

Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.

Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd

But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!

this dude got his own pokemon

the fact that the butterfly still totally chills with the dude all the time is AMAZING.

6 hours ago ▫ 176162 NOTES ▫ (iatrogenicdoctorbuggs)

gothiccharmschool:

Jeremy Scott SS14 Beauty 

Eye shadow goals. 

(Source: furples)

6 hours ago ▫ 31927 NOTES ▫ (lafrondeusefurples)
thisisaboutnotbeinginclass ASKED:
For the meme: 38! Songs that remind you of certain people :)

Said the person I most strongly associate with music :P

I’ve been listening to Fall Out Boy’s Save Rock and Roll a whole bunch lately, so I’ll talk about songs from that album.

Young Volcanoes- this one, more than any other on the album, reminds me of a certain Australian who forced me to listen to it multiple times on our Road Trip of Ultimate Awesomeness and Gayitude. I can’t remember if you said it was your favorite at some point, or if you just tended to pick this one for playlists, or what, but it’s my Jane song.

Just One Yesterday- I have lots of random associations with this song. For one thing, it reminds me of Janice Joplin, which makes me absurdly emotional. Um, also, it reminds me of Rodney McKay because of this one awesome fanfic called “Freedom’s Just Another Word for Nothing Left to Lose” and I just REALLY LOVE BOBBY MCGEE OK. And then, of course, thinking about SGA fanfic makes me think of discussing it with certain Australians.

Miss Missing You- That person with whom I recently ended a long-standing toxic friendship. I’m only now in the phase where I’m even starting to miss her, but I love the sentiment. I don’t miss you, I miss the feeling of missing you,. I miss thinking we were something other than what we were. To me, it’s a song about finally having the perspective to see how much I was invested in a version of a person and a relationship that only existed inside my head. It’s funny that this is my personal anthem for finally demanding the space I needed to get where I am, because I feel like my situation is so much more mundane in retrospect, and this song is everything BUT mundane

Alone Together- Not so much a person as a space in my life where I feel a person is going to be someday. This song makes me keenly aware that I haven’t met everyone I’m going to care deeply about for some portion of my life. It’s not even about imagining someone to fill a specific “void;” it’s more about the negative space.

Save Rock and Roll- This song makes me think of me. There’s something about it that makes it so easy for me to be aware of who I was and who I am and to just be fucking happy with every version of myself. Sometimes, when I find myself getting too caught up in what other people might expect of me, I imagine Elton John crooning “you are what you love, not who loves you” and I feel a billion times better about everything under the sun.

6 hours ago ▫ 1 NOTES

Fun fact: pretending you know how to make infographs is the WORST.

8 hours ago ▫ 1 NOTES
unscripted-monologues ASKED:
Number 36!

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.

I try so hard not to feel guilty about my pleasures, though! I’m actually really tempted to link to the Tim Minchin bit about them, because that’s one of the many things that’s made a difference for me. See, I used to feel guilty about most things that made me happy- food, spending time alone, reading fanfic, reading YA fiction, binge-watching TV series, you name it. I still sometimes have this feeling that I know I SHOULD feel guilty or ashamed of something, but more often than not, that just makes me angry. So instead of feeling guilty for eating chips and dip and watching TV instead of doing homework that isn’t even due tomorrow, I gleefully think “FUCK YOU I’M AN ADULT” and make the conscious decision to enjoy myself.

This sometimes leads to me spending entire evenings on a single school project, but I always end up getting killer grades, anyway. See, I have this tendency to keep on working on something until the moment before it’s due no matter what. I suck at saying “this is good enough” and letting it be. That means that when I start something earlier, I end up spending tons more time on it and getting the same grade I’d get if I just leave it until the last minute (and by “last minute” I mean “as late as I can let it go before I don’t have time to do a decent job on it,” not “half an hour before it’s due,” but ymmv). So basically, my new not-so-guilty pleasure is trusting myself to get things done MY way instead of doing them the way I’m “supposed” to. I’m feeling pretty fucking good about taking pleasure in the ways that my ADHD and anxiety riddled brain can still excel, no matter how different it looks from the ways I’ve always been told “successful” people do things. Hell, my way of being successful often looks EXACTLY like the list of things teachers have always told me NOT to do, but guess what? My brain is not like other brains, and “what not to do” is how I do best.

12 hours ago ▫ 6 NOTES
Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me
1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.
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scribbleowl:

goldstarbisexual:

everybody I know has used heterosexuality as a stepping stone to coming out of the closet as gay or bi, so I think we need to have a serious conversation about whether heterosexuality exists

You know most hetero people aren’t even hetero. They’re just doing it to get approval from the same sex. They’re really just embarrassing themselves.

14 hours ago ▫ 4705 NOTES ▫ (scribbleowlgoldstarbisexual)

creepingmonsterism:

You know, Peter Parker is a great hero for the millennial generation because he’s always struggling economically and old newspaper editors think he’s a menace.

20 hours ago ▫ 4706 NOTES ▫ (wilwheatoncreepingmonsterism)

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

nelflovesyou:

operator-as-fuck:

a fucking wild guinea pig

playing in a flock of butterflies…..

How can anyone be sad when this exists.

(Source: guineapiggies)

1 day ago ▫ 112197 NOTES ▫ (ladybrittyzombieguineapiggies)

a-fairytale-in-a-blue-box:

i just went from aw to wtf

(Source: rachelthefish)

1 day ago ▫ 459016 NOTES ▫ (lafrondeuserachelthefish)
"Irked fans produce fanfic like irritated oysters produce pearls."

Jacqueline Lichtenberg in Fic by Anne Jamison (via treizquatorz)

Love it.

(via marybegone)

OMG, the next fanfic gathering or workshop or blog should totally be called The Irritated Oyster.  I’m getting bunnies for the logo as I type. 

(via drinkingcocoa-tpp)

toshio-the-starman:

drdawg:

shadywarriorprincess:

THANK! i’ve been waiting for this <3

I just gonna get with her tbh. She’s such a babe

I needed this

(Source: scarerants)

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